This place is grimy
And the cable isn’t working
And the Internet won’t stay connected

lol thanks anon but NAHHHH

Does this mean I’ll finally become a woman?

Still in your epididymis!!!

73 year old man just hit on me

“I wish you weren’t going steady with someone.. I’m older than your grandfather!”

I said..

“You are!”

I got an elbow to the eye

(Source: calloutqueen, via shakethecobwebs)

Interesting

Random house show. Waiting for pooler to bring whiskey. Everyone has beards. Everyone is beautiful. Kelsey is snappy. Hi Kelsey.